Alex Kaas

Alex Kaas

Born on the planet Zymurgy with running shoes on his feet, Alex was primed for an athletic lifestyle. Less than a light year after his birth, Alex was rocketed to Earth, landing in Atlanta.  The atmospheric difference on Earth proved advantageous for our hero, as he demonstrated superhuman abilities, winning every foot race he entered until one fateful day in the 8th grade. It was then, discovering pizza (his kryptonite), that Alex met his only vulnerability in his new home.

Living under the alias “Alaska”, Alex’s adolescence brought on a huge growth spurt, and the ability to almost leap and fly rather than merely run.  Alaska (Alex) learned how to beat his kryptonite during his teenage years through an incredible training protocol, and developed such useful skills as out-racing bullets and lifting cars to save trapped persons.

Our hero attended Kennesaw State University where he obtained a degree in Exercise and Health Science, while honing his signature sense of justice, morality, and righteousness. Alaska’s specialized skill helped him complete several triathlon events, including the inaugural Augusta Half-Iron race. In addition to running and racing, his hobbies include brewing, axe throwing, and fooling Pulitzer Prize winning journalists by simply donning a pair of glasses.

Alex is touring the circuit as a nationally ranked Skeeball player, and boasts the title of reigning champion of the highly competitive BPRC Bean Bag Toss Olympics.

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